Sometimes, girls get emotional (I hope this is not a surprise to you).  Sometimes, whilst in a fit of dark emotion, I will type something into my Tweet Deck then say “whoa … I should not tweet that.” 

Today I was remembering some of those almost-career-limiting-and-friend-reducing-and-fear-inducing Tweets in my head (the ones I never sent), and I started laughing. 

So here you go.  Here are the sentences in <140 characters that I have almost Tweeted while under the influence of pre-menstrual syndrome.