Mean Tweets

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Sometimes, girls get emotional (I hope this is not a surprise to you).  Sometimes, whilst in a fit of dark emotion, I will type something into my Tweet Deck then say “whoa … I should not tweet that.” 

Today I was remembering some of those almost-career-limiting-and-friend-reducing-and-fear-inducing Tweets in my head (the ones I never sent), and I started laughing. 

So here you go.  Here are the sentences in <140 characters that I have almost Tweeted while under the influence of pre-menstrual syndrome.

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  1. #1 by b on June 17, 2009 - 4:32 pm

    haha, the sundress one is my favorite

  2. #2 by Morgan on June 17, 2009 - 4:42 pm

    I think that fish may outlive all of us.

  3. #3 by Deirdre Walsh on June 17, 2009 - 6:45 pm

    Don’t let anything happen to Beta…or I’ll just by you Alpha or Production.

  4. #4 by Sarah H. on June 18, 2009 - 3:16 pm

    those are hilarious. maybe I will learn how to use the twitter just in case you do post something like that…

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